The Young Victoria

I noticed today that my puppy’s teeth are starting to fall out, and it reminded me that I’ve always found it a little gross that some people keep their baby teeth. 

Because, like, why? Why would you keep your dirty childhood mouth bones in a box for years after they’ve fallen out of your head? What type of enchantment does someone experience by looking at them as an adult? 

“Oh, look at your teeth. They were so small!”

“Right? It’s bananas.

I dunno. It just comes off a little psychotic to me. 

I’ve always wanted a shark tooth necklace, though. But it would only be cool if I pulled it from the shark’s mouth myself while on some kind of deep sea shark dive, and that shit ain’t never gonna happen. 

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