I love everything about the Christmas season except this deathly cold weather.
I even love southern Wal-Mart cashiers who insist on stressing to you that they’re wishing you a “Merry Christmas” and not a “Happy Holidays” because it’s their God-given right to be douchebags.
I swear, the lady checking me out practically said ‘Christmas’ in slow motion seven inches from my face with the smuggest face I’ve ever seen, and I loved her for it.
Good ol’ hillbillies know just how to cheer me up, I tale you what.
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