The Young Victoria

Today was a good day…

I met four other people who dislike cats as much as I do. 

They aren’t from the Internet, but still. 

This revelation came after a crazy cat lady and her crazy cat husband came into Old Navy with a PetSmart cart carrying two black cats. (The PetSmart is a good half a block away from our store.)

And like, I gotta be honest, I’ve never met a cat person I didn’t think was capable of this level of fucking crazy. I know that now. 

The best part was checking her out at the register and trying to pretend like nothing bizarre was happening at all. Neither of them even acknowledged that they were there.

From this experience I’ve decided that not only will I never understand a cat’s appeal, my life is infinitely better off that way.