VTech low altitude fighter jets are the motorcycles of the sky.
So fucking loud.
What the fuck are they even doing up there, besides annoying the shit out of everyone in a five mile radius?
I mean, I know I could easily find out why exactly, because I know it’s related to home football games, but I’d rather just blindly hate them.
Because they’re assholes for real, and I very much doubt they have an actual purpose.
And you have no idea what I’m talking about because no one on Tumblr is from Virginia.
Goll.
