Hotel is fucking beautiful.
Salamanca is fucking beautiful.
These Spanish menfolk are fucking beautiful.
And all is right in the world.
My mom just told me my dad is planning to surprise me with first class tickets when I get to the airport.
I’m so glad she’s terrible at keeping secrets.
I’ve only been in first class twice, and one time it was free because I was traveling alone when I was 12 and they let all the kids without guardians fill in the empty seats in first class.
Now I’m 21 flying first class to Spain for the summer. What is life.
I can’t wait to get my drank on in the clouds.
Estoy nervioso.
Voy a ver todas las películas de Javier Bardem en Netflix para calmarme.
Heh.
Saturday Night Live
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Can you imagine how many of those they make every year?
I bet they’d make cool souvenirs.
Finally got to see Incubus live today at the DC Chili Cook-Off! Gah!
It was so great. They played all my favorite songs and Brandon Boyd took his shirt off within the first 15 minutes. All the while my tummy was filled with an assortment of spicy chili and overpriced beer.
Such an A+ day.
Now to blaze and re-watch some Doctor Who episodes.
(I miss David Tennant. What an awesome weirdo.)
My little brother was born on May 5, 2005 at 5:55PM. No bullshit.
Which is why I’m cool with sharing my graduation day with him. That kid deserves the highest of fives.
“How did it get so late so soon? It’s night before it’s afternoon. December is here before it’s June. My goodness how the time has flewn. How did it get so late so soon?” — Dr. Seuss
Me likes.
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Why.
So that roommate of mine who bought her dog an electric water bowl just lit like five sugar cookie scented candles in our living room, and now our entire house smells like a bunch of 12-year-olds inhabit it.
Like, it’s so strong I can smell it through my congested nose.
Also, her boyfriend looks like he lives inside the engine of a car and I’m not so much for him either.
Maybe I can make it look like her dog ate the candles.
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