January 2011
78 posts
First World Problems #81
Professors who don’t allow students to use laptops in class to take notes drive me insane.
This is not Hogwarts, bitches. Un-fucking-fortunately.
And you know eventually some idiot is going to raise their hand and ask you to go back a slide in the middle of your sentence, annoying everyone involved, because no matter how often you tell us, no one cares that your PowerPoints are online.
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The Healer - Erykah Badu
Humdi, Lila, Allah,...
On our extinction.
Do you look forward to the extinction of humankind? I sure do, I feel like the most beautiful thing that humans could achieve would be to finally die off and let the good earth try to heal itself. When I say this to close family members they never agree and sometimes are angry at me, calling me morbid. There isn’t anything more morbid than our species smothering and poisoning every other one on...
Jenny Don’t Be Hasty - Paolo Nutini
Tell me...
"Most guys love a girl that is sexually active, a...
But I’m a guy that would prefer a girl to lay in bed with me, && watch Finding Nemo, && laugh our asses off at the stupidest things. A girl that would let me give her a piggyback through the beach so her feet don’t get dirty. A girl that would respect herself, and love me for who I truly am.
Now, kids, this is what we call a false dichotomy. The author of the post makes it...
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Nude - Radiohead
Now that you’ve found it,...
A resident just knocked on my door and asked me how to send an email to more than one person and if I knew what “the Cc:” meant.
How are you still alive in college?
And why are you mistaking me for Google?
Rootless Tree (Acoustic) - Damien Rice
Fuck you...
Anonymous asked: Do you get pissed off when people ask you what your secret it? I aks because I used to go by Victoria but got annoyed by people thinking they were funny and started going by my middle name.
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All Talk - Kid Cudi (feat. Chip Tha Ripper)
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“Anti-intellectualism has been a constant thread winding its way through our...”
– Isaac Asimov
So there’s this show called My Strange Addiction, and, you guys, it is the greatest show on Earth.
I don’t actually have a TV, but I was watching an episode in my friend’s room the other day, and they had this hour-long special about coupon cutters that blew my mind.
One woman on it hadn’t paid for deodorant, toothbrushes, or toothpaste for 34 years, which could be, in...
Animal (Miike Snow Cover) - Sky Ferreira
I change...
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When people read their long ass text messages between them and another person to me instead of just summing up the general conversation… I silently lose my shit.
I’m just screaming inside my head, hoping that maybe they’ll pick up on my angry brain waves and shut the fuck up.
I mean, it’s not even just boring, it’s like first world torture. Nails on my eyeballs type...
Plane - Jason Mraz
Drain the veins in my head ...
Does it ever piss you off that you can’t will yourself to sleep?
It pisses me off every night of my life.
And I’m not talking about sleeping pills or anything. I mean commanding my brain to shut down.
But no.
No, we can’t have nice things, can we?
So I avoid even attempting sleep. I’d rather stay up on the Internet than lay in silence and darkness feeling shitty...
Santeria - Sublime
Tell Sanchito that if he knows...
Santeria - Sublime
I can’t think of a song...
There is this loud ass group of girls on my hall who, I swear to Allah, talk to each other at the same time… simultaneously.
Like, while one is talking, another one also has words coming out of her face. And because they’re all talking, they need to speak louder to hear each other.
What fucking planet?
And so begins another grueling semester of wanting to kill people I’m...
There is this loud ass group of girls on my hall who, I swear to Allah, talk to each other at the same time… simultaneously.
Like, while one is talking, another one also has words coming out of her face, but they’re still clearly attempting to have a conversation with one another. And because they’re all talking, they need to speak louder to hear each other.
What fucking...
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My Boy Builds Coffins - Florence + The Machine
My...
Thoughts I add to my hate jar:
Assholes who live blog award shows are intolerable.
No, fuck that. I know I’m probably one of only five people on the planet who feels this way, but people who watch any kind of award show ever for any reason are usually incredibly vapid creatures.
You just can’t escape these pests. Whether you tell them you watched it or not, they will engage you in conversation about whatever...
Thoughts I add to my hate jar:
Assholes who live blog award shows are intolerable.
No, fuck that. I know I’m probably one of only five people on the planet who feels this way, but people who watch any kind of award show ever for any reason are usually incredibly vapid creatures.
You just can’t escape these pests. Whether you tell them you watched it or not, they will engage you in conversation about whatever...
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My Boy Builds Coffins - Florence + The Machine
My...
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Watch
“…people wanna fuck me.”
I’m so glad Louie got divorced. Now that he’s the middle-aged single guy, we get gems like this.
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Mah dude.
“My family went to France and accidentally left me behind. I actually thought I...”
– I’m so funny.
I just made a bulletin board (part of my job, sad face) and because I didn’t feel like putting any effort into it whatsoever as per usual, I just pasted a bunch of white circles (“snow”) on the board with the title, “What Did You Do Over Winter...
“My family went to France and accidentally left me behind. I actually thought I...”
– I’m so funny.
I just made a bulletin board (part of my job, sad face) and because I didn’t feel like putting any effort into it whatsoever as per usual, I just pasted a bunch of white circles (“snow”) on the board with the title, “What Did You Do Over Winter...
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Echo - Incubus
There’s something about the...
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Echo - Incubus
There’s something about the...
Okay, so I don’t watch SNL anyway (I will never understand how and why people kept watching it after the 80’s-mid 90’s), but occasionally I’ll watch an episode if I love the host.
Obviously, Jim Carrey was gonna put on a good show.
Anyway, I got up to Kenan Thompson’s skit about who cares what and wondered what I wonder everytime I watch SNL: why the fuck is Kenan...
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Spirit World - Radiohead vs. Morcheeba vs....
Playing "Would You Rather..."
Ash: Attend a Nickleback concert or a Creed concert.
Me: Death?
Ash: No, death can't be an option.
Me: Murder?
Playing "Would You Rather..."
Ash: Attend a Nickleback concert or a Creed concert.
Me: Death?
Ash: No, death can't be an option.
Me: Murder?